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Looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you:
Ori
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Looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll:
Gloin
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Looks like a cinnamon roll and actually is a cinnamon roll:
Bofur
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Looks like they could kill you and actually could:
Dwalin
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Could eat 500 cinnamon rolls:
Bombur
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Would steal 500 cinnamon rolls:
Nori
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Could bake the best cinnamon roll you've ever eaten and find the perfect tea blend to go with it:
Dori
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+Will hold your hand when you're sick from too many cinnamon rolls:
Oin
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+Will get lost on the way to the cinnamon roll shop:
Thorin
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+Knows all the best places to buy cinnamon rolls:
Balin
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+Has somehow managed to lose four entire plates of cinnamon rolls:
Fili and Kili
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+Creates beautiful cinnamon roll art:
Bifur
Tracks
how about a book where the characters or chapters alternate between the main characters anxiety and personality?
For those of you with anxiety
- here’s a website that translates the time into hexidecimal colours,
- here is a website where you can create your own galaxies
- here is a website where you can play flow
- here you can interact with organisms in different environments to see how to music changes
- here you can play silk which is an interactive generative art designing website.
- Here is a website where you can travel along a 3D line into the infinite unkown
- here is a website where you can listen to rain with or without music
I don’t have anxiety but some of my followers might
This is a blessing
my psych book sounds like a shitpost
please don’t call eyes “orbs”
u have beautiful spheres
beautiful sight melons
nice face balls
sketchypandagamesThis makes me want a video game about a zombie apocalypse that only affects men so it’s up to the housewives of 50s’ America to save humanity.
…saving this idea for class.
i would play the heck out of that game, it is an amazing idea.
Also can there be a character design screen so you can make your little housewife?
I think it’d be entertaining to see what guys could come up with for making their female-selves. If you ask me.
I would so play this game.
I would suck at it but I would play it.
I’ve never played a zombie game, but you got me at 50’s.
Hngggggggg I love 50s clothes give it to me
OMG I already thought of some sort of premise:
In 1953 a certain laboratory on an undisclosed location developed a serum that could genetically modify humans, giving them enhanced speed, agility, strength, and brainpower.
Scientists found a way to modify the serum such that it could only activate itself in the presence of a Y chromosome, thus isolating the effects to men, mostly because of female discrimination at the time.
The serum was a success, and sales skyrocketed just a few weeks after its release.
What the developers did not anticipate, though, was the human body’s incapacity to handle the serum. The mental and physical over-exhaustion triggered a mental decay which starts out slow, but speeds up exponentially within a few months after usage of the serum. The brains of the users are left with only the most basic survival reflexes, transforming the users into strong, fast, agile, emotionless human shells, devouring any mobile life form in their path.
Bites from the affected individuals could place copies of the rogue serum into the bodies of the bitten, giving them the symptoms. Shortly after, the serum evolved into a sort of genetic virus, causing mental decay in just days. No one was safe. No one…
…except the women.
*cue in epic music*
Can you imagine the shitstorm this game would cause. I’d laugh pretty hard.
Would still play it though.
Not gonna lie, I’d play the shit out of this.
YESredomega-phoenixWE WILL PLAY IT AND I WANT IT TO BE A REAL THING WITH MULTIPLAYER387,784 notes and you’re telling not a single fucking one of you are a game developer?! SOMEONE PLEASE GET ON THIS BEFORE I LOSE MY SHIT
are actually working on it#truth
List of things to say when someone asks why you don’t want kids
- I promised my firstborn to a witch and really don’t want to make good on the deal
- Well you can have them FOR me if it’s that big a deal to you
- I don’t think I could get a good price for em on the black market
- Fight me Helen
- I can’t be a better parent than Angelina Jolie so why even bother
- That’s my nindo. My ninja way.
- I literally JUST sat down
- Recite “The Highway Man” from Over the Garden Wall
- Kids? What are those? I don’t understand. What are these youOH GRAVY WHAT IS THAT!?
- Oohhh no, I’ve seen Disney movies, I know what happens to mothers
- Centipedes? In my vagina?
- *Angrily* YOU SEE!? This is just like that episode of Spongebob! *insert the plot of any episode of Spongebob in excruciating detail*
- I heard they’re.. you know.. itchy. Like, as soon as you have a kid. Just totally itchy. Everything.
- I’m an Aries
- Well, we already got an even number so.. *shrug*
- I must first capture the Avatar to regain my honor
- I’m allergic
- That’s just what the communists want!
- I’ve been dead for seven years
- Santa didn’t bring me one last Christmas, so I guess it’s no meant to be
- I’m afraid they’ll have bad taste in memes
- It would be unfair to my cat
- I’m chaotic neutral
- *long farting noise lasting at least 45 seconds*
- “I don’t want to have children, I want to stay single, and let my hair flow in the wind as I ride through the glen firing arrows into the sunset.”
THE LAST ONE FUCK ME OH MY GOD
tfw = two fucking weiners
I swear someone walking in on me watching porn would be easier to explain than this
What the signs are made of
Aries- Dragon fire, the devils laugh, silver.
Taurus- Werewolf bite, goddess essence, rain.
Gemini- Snow, an angel’s lullaby. demons trickery.
Cancer- Cupids tears, witch veins, clouds.
Leo- Wizards magic, divination, and rose quarts.
Virgo- Flower petals, dark magic, and fairy dust.
Libra- The rings around Saturn, Athena’s knowledge, and diamonds.
Scorpio- dragon bones, vampires bite, and music.
Sagittarius- A sailors compass, the stars, and a black hole in the galaxy.
Capricorn- fairy laughter, gold, and angel hair.
Aquarius- Siren tears, black panthers, and pearls,
Pisces- Mermaid scales, lucid dreams, and the high priestesses heart.
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